When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That whole paragraph had summed up my life completely…
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
I wish i had a cheat for infinite munnies, I want to just do shit to my car. And I know i saw this shit all the time. But so badly do I just want to do it. And learn how to drive like a fucking boss. SO badly. One day.